we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
