How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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