...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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