i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
