Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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