ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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