idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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