please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
True college students do jello shots in the library
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