he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
