I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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