These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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