Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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