dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just pee around me
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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