Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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