it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's shark week go big or go home
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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