I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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