Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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