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I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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