she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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