he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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