I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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