i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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