NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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