Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think i peed on brittanys purse
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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