Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize