I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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