I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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