He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You coming home soon, man?
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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