I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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