Whod you bang
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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