Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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