I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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