I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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