U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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