There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
