i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
