fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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