You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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