"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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