I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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