get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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