DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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