dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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