id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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