Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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