Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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