Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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