I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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