the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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