I didn't shave. On purpose
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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