i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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