Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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