Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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