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Apparently you make a good broom.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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