We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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