i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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