I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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