we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
