in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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